…according to Maxine
This is a bit out of character for me. But then it’s not me,
really. The following was written by cartoonist John Wagner.
“So you’re a sick senior citizen and the government says
there is no nursing home available for you – what do you do?
“Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4
bullets. You are allowed to shoot 4 politicians – not necessarily dead!
“Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you
will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, and all the
health care you need! New teeth? No problem. Need glasses? Great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All
covered. (And your kids can come to visit you as often as they do now.)
“And who will be paying for all this? The same government
that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
“Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any
income taxes anymore.
IS THIS A GREAT
COUNTRY OR WHAT?”
But no, he’s never drawn Maxine
with a smoking gun.
Don’t look at me…I haven’t seen my NRA certificate since
1965. And much as I get the frustrations
here expressed, Warren Buffett’s recently recirculated
proposal should certainly work if acted upon. At least, after the first 8
or so shootings. To wit:
“I
could end the deficit in 5 minutes,” he told CNBC. “You just pass a law that
says that anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting
members of Congress are ineligible for re-election.”
If you’ll follow the provided link, you’ll see that Mr.
Buffett is not responsible for entire
text of this chain letter. But that, and some of his other proposals, make a
heck of a lot of sense.
Actually, my favorite solution to the government crisis comes from
a Facebook friend, Jennie Cunningham, my folks’ former caregiver and now mother
of four. She posts that a chocolate covered peanut has the power to motivate
the most resistant potty trainer. So let’s
do this, folks. Everyone send chocolate covered peanuts to our recalcitrant law
makers!
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